西方人的幽默[轉(zhuǎn)載]

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Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
鈔票不是萬能 的,有時(shí)還需要信用卡 . 　　　　
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個(gè)人都應(yīng)該熱愛動(dòng)物 ,尤其是煮熟的. 　　　　
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節(jié)約用水,盡量和女友一起洗澡.
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去愛你的鄰居,不過 不要讓她的老公知道. 　　　　
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個(gè)成功男人的背后,都有一個(gè)女人. 每個(gè)不成功男人的背后,都有兩個(gè)女人. 　　　　
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快樂的單身漢遲早也會(huì)結(jié)婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 　　　　
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聰明人都是未婚的,結(jié)婚的人很難再聰明起來. 　　　　
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是 一個(gè)相關(guān)名詞,他會(huì)給你帶來很多不相關(guān)的親戚. 　　　　
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 　　　　
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
愛情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房時(shí)間來培養(yǎng). 　　 　　
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩會(huì)生出意外, 后排座位上的意外會(huì)生出小孩. 　　　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"現(xiàn)在的夢(mèng) 想決定著你的將來",還是再睡一會(huì)吧. 　　　　
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
應(yīng)該有更好的方式開始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每個(gè)上午都醒來.
"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk?
"努力工 作不會(huì)導(dǎo)致死亡!"不過我不會(huì)用自己去證明. 　　　　
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours!
"工作好有意思耶!" 尤其是看著別人工作.
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神決定了誰(shuí)是你的親 戚,幸運(yùn)的是在選擇朋友方面他給你留了余地. 　　　　
When two's company, three's the result!
兩個(gè)人的狀態(tài)是不穩(wěn)定的, 三個(gè)人才是! 　　　　
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服飾就象鐵絲網(wǎng),它阻止你冒然行動(dòng)但并不妨礙你盡情的 觀看. 　　　　
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
學(xué)的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘記的越多, 忘記的越多,知道的 越少, 為什么學(xué)來著?!

畜牧人2008

太棒了，非常感謝！

畜牧人2008

太棒了，非常感謝！

馬特

Good .:tiaotiao:

雨寒

哲理

cheng_zhang

　
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個(gè)人都應(yīng)該熱愛動(dòng)物 ,尤其是煮熟的. -----每個(gè)人都應(yīng)該熱愛動(dòng)物，它們好吃極了　　　
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節(jié)約用水,盡量和女友一起洗澡. —— 要節(jié)約用水，多鴛鴦浴